By Psychic Anxiety
Thanksgiving just passed, but have you ever wondered what school isn’t teaching you? Well, I can tell you where the lost colony of Roanoke went, all based on factual evidence. No, it wasn’t the natives, or werewolves, or even bears. It’s much scarier than that.
We all know that the only thing left by the settlers was a carving in a tree that says “Croatoan”. And Croatoan means council town. Now, I know what you’re thinking and no, they weren’t just at a town meeting. It’s much scarier than that...
Note: This theory is NOT historically accurate. This is just a joke.