By LIMU EMU
There are 206 bones in the human skeletal system, and I could name them all off the top of my head. I work with bones, I guess you could say I'm a paleontologist of sorts. Bones have always fascinated me, and that increased my love for dinosaurs. It all started when I was five, my dad got us a pitbull, we named him Digger, he did actually dig a lot. Digger was my cat-- Dexter's --best friend. One day I came home from school, and Dexter was missing. My parents and I looked all over for Dexter, he was nowhere to be found. There was this weird dirt pile in the yard that consisted of Dexter's bones. After my parents found out about that, they put down Digger. That happened again with my other pets. Not the best childhood, but it’s true. I really like bones, I collect them for my museum. So far I have two cats, two dogs, and thirty-eight people. Luckily for me, they’re all intact. I honestly thought I’d lose some between police visits. I haven’t found any dinosaurs yet, probably because there aren’t any to kill. They’re not even on my list. Guess who’s next on the list though? It’s you.