Apply for a Nerd: A Small Business

By M.E. (Major Elephant)

Is your classroom wild? Do your students leave for the bathroom for an unreasonable amount of time? Then you need the NerdMT! This boy/girl will do all his/her work without complaining, and when they ask to use the bathroom, they will return in 2 minutes or less with the 2 minute guaranteeMT! 

Note: If they do not return in 2 minutes from the bathroom, dial 911 immediately.

This is not a real business. Sorry.