By preppy_blogger99
The Horrors of Cafeteria Food: The “Burgers”
The “burgers” in this school are like someone took a cow and dunked it in rubber and then burned in a dumpster fire and then got dunked in seawater. It is “Extremely Well Done.” Not in the good way. I mean the fact that it has the consistency of a hockey puck. In a feat of engineering still baffling scientists, it manages to bounce three inches but yet crumble to mush in your mouth. The buns also are the consistency of a stale moldy biscuit. 0.999 out of 10, will only eat if forced to.
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This is an original blog post by one of our staff writers. The views expressed in this post do not necessarily represent the feelings of The Sparta Spirit.
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